And this overweight dude says, "HO HO HO!"

I've got my X'mas list ready!
Is it true?
Mmhmm! I do I do I dooo!

I've been drooling and craving and wanting and longing and itching and needing for these few items. Don't get me wrong,I know X'mas isn't all about the presents.Cause I think its the people that you spend it with that'll make it worthwhile.So eventhough I do not get these pressies. I'll still survive...*brawl*

So! I shall not reveal them cause that'll be stupid.DUH. Blogging about what I want is just so sad.What's the point when you can actually get your hands on them?

Oh btw! Have you been shopping lately? I'm pretty sure you have. Isn't it sheer bliss to take a stroll down a mall and in every shop you'll find....

SALESALESALE!

Oh yeah baby.Oh yeah.Baby yeah.Oh.Yeah.Baby.Shubob shubob.Tap tap tapee.

What I said just now might have not made any sense but the picture above does!It's sales!Everywhere!

Gentlemen,in your world it means..
"Crap la,now I have to drag my butt with girlfriend and shop til both my legs patah."

But in girl world it means..
"OMGG!&*&%$&$%^#@#$#!!!"

Need I say more?:)

Well here's some holiday humour for you!

How to tell you've been REALLY bad.

So be good and tata for now. 0:)

Sweet! Dude..Sweeet!

Hey buddies and complete strangers!

Has anyone been missing me and my blogging? If you do then you are a wise person,very wise.In fact you'll live a long life.With kids! and a dog name Dingo with 3 legs and one eye! :D

If you don't then..Just go away.

So I just came back from church camp,yeeeeehaww!Super fun la kay,there were games and treasure hunts and games and sessions and people and worship and stuff. :D It was my first real REAL youth camp and I must say it was ze BOMB. :)

Will tell you eager readers more about it soon.(Well that's if you are eager to know la.)

Ohyea my momma bought this lip gloss from Clinique.It'll some how plump up your lips and give you a more fuller and lusher look after applying.Kiss your thin lips goodbye and take a look at the new..

Plump and Shine!

Looks really appealing to eyes doesn't it. Ooh la la..There's actually ginger or chilli extract in the lip gloss, so when you apply it on to your thin,boring looking lips..

Then..

BAM WHAM KABOOM!

You find yourself looking at a pair of thick fat fullsize lips,no?
(this pic is absolutely sexy.)

The lip gloss is 12 US dollars. So for those who are now broke,I'll teach you how to save up and still have those plumped up lips.

If you find any money at all lying around,resist spending it!Yes,you found 3 sens in your couch so now shove it in your piggy bank instead of running to OU and going ..Shopping.

See.Now you got 3 sens ! Give yourself a pat on the back.

So for the plump lips part,go cut up lots of chilli and rub it all over your lips.

TADA! I'm a genius I know. :B

So tata for now. x)

To be continued..

Don't you just hate it when they say that? Those 13 letters,those 3 words,that line is just..pure evil.
Everytime you sit there in amazement on how awesome their story line is,bitting your nails from all the suspense and all of the sudden,POOF! a black screen with white words says..

"To be continued.."

gah! You just feel like pulling your every strand of your hair out.
That line does you no good, it just makes you insane and bald til the next episode comes.

Evil.

Anyway,today was my grandma's birthday.She's 70.
but dude,she doesn't look like a 70 year old.No she doesn't!
As fit as a dog! Okay probably not the best example but she looks good la kay..

Had a lovely family dinner and how thoughtful! Made her a lovely little card. A combination of my sister,bro and my ideas.
OMG! I must say it looked like..









TO BE CONTINUED..





















Muahahaha!Gotcha didn't I? Wasn't it evil? Don't you just feel like jumping up and down from your chair,breaking your mouse and punching the screen? anyway.. :)

It looked kinda kiddy and a hint of unkiddy at the same time.
In other words, a freaking masterpiece dude! umm..
I feel bloated from the amount of food I ate.It was good dinner :B

Sooo..
Tata for now! xD