I'm nothing but a baby with doo doo in my diapers.

Hi. It's 3.08 in the morn and I can't sleep.Why?

It was 2:43 am when I saw something crawled under my bed. It was deadly fast,I couldnt catch a glimpse of it.I was half blind as I already took off my contacts to get ready for bed.shit,it was a scene from a horror movie. I jumped off my bed and ran straight to the toilet. I peered thru the ajar door and hell yeah, it was the biggest cockraoch I've ever,EVER,seen. It just gives me the creeps just talking about it..ugh!


I know it's wierd that I'm scared of this insignificant insect cz I'm like a bajillion times bigger than it.But I can't help it! I went to my mum's room and woke her up, "Mummy there's a huge cockroach it my room.Can you kill it for me?" She relunctantly woke,rolled up a bunch of newpapers and..SMACK!SMACK!SMACKKKKKK!

"Is it dead yet?" crossing my fingers.
"Yeah,it pretty much is."
and just to make sure,she even sprayed Sheltox on it.har har. Die you creepy crawly!
"Thank you mummy :)"

Now I still can't sleep cz I think its still alive.Sigh.
I dunno what will I do if my daughter asked me to kill a big ass cockroach in her room. hmm.
"Go ask your dad.*snooze*"


er..I need some training session from mummy. :) I love her for waking up in the middle of the night..no wait,morning, just to kill a bug for me.Hooray for mothers :)