Teenage messes,kisses and unforgettable moments.

I'm back.Yet again.

No, you can't get rid of me that easily.

Now if you don't mind, I'll start talking about something that would/wouldn't make a great significance in people's lives.

SO! Is everyone still in the whole THE SIMPSONS love frenzy? It is alright for me to come out now? Great.

At approximately 4.39pm today I found a really witty book. I am serious. It was so witty that if the book were a real person I'd have married it and someone would probably come up with a name for that particular perversion.

Found this little sucker lying around in my bookshelf collecting just a tad bit of dust.


Let me tell you, the book is as hilarious as the movie itself. The humour were all in all the same.


What's the book about you ask?Well the cover says it all doesn't it? Bart attempts to tell the reader(which would be mio) about the "Guide to life" from his own perspective. From school,art and culture to..


It's best you don't follow or practice any of the things written.


Apart from that, everything you read from the 1st page to the last is entertaining and funny.


And did you know the rubbery thing on the baby's bottle where babies drink from is called a..

baby bottle nipple.

I never knew that :O

This is all very awkward. I shall leave now.Happy reading :)