Sunday, September 23, 2007

Is there any America's Next Top Model viewers in the house?

Well I for one watch it like hell and can recall every single moment that happened on Cycle 8.Reenacting everything would be very much a piece of creamy cake for moi. I hate to brag but..

Okay I just sounded like a idiot. Scratch that.

This post consist of spoilers and perhaps a few insults to spice it up. If you'd like to know who won ANTM(which I'm thinking a lot of you do), then continue to read on.

If you don't want to know, then leave or your eyes will bleed and excrete pus.


America's Next Top Model Cycle 8, the Jungle Season, is the eighth cycle of America's Next Top Model and the second season of the series to be aired on The CW network. The cycle's catch-phrase is "It's not just fierce, it ferocious". The international destination for this cycle is Sydney, Australia. The winner, similar to Cycle 7, received management and representation by Elite Model Management, a US$100,000 contract with CoverGirl cosmetics, and a cover and six-page spread within Seventeen magazine. -Wikipedia.

Basically what's it all about. Without further ado, I shall expose to your eyes who. is. America's. Next. Top. Model. (Please say it with pauses when you see fullstop,it's really fun.)


Jaslene Gonzalez.

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I know. I'm speechless too. And twitching from head to toe.
How could this beeeeeheeeeeheeee! For the finale(which I watched on Youtube cause' Chanel [V] isn't providing me the episodes faster), it was between Natasha and Jaslene.

Tyra stood still with her gaze fixed on both girls, she spoke like a goddess "and the America's next top model is..".With the room heavy with silence, both girls held each other's hands tightly and waited for the screen to show what Tyra didn't finish in her sentence.

Jas freaking lene the screen said.

She contorted her face and cried,"Huomygaaahd Tywa thank kiu so hoooh...", she weeped HARD with her heavy Spanish accent.They then interviewed her where she blabbed, " I dint make it the furst ty-mm. Now lukat me, I'm Amewica's nex top mahdul. Ima covah gwurl and I tink that that shows to uuall young women if you have tat dwive keep gouing. Secand ty-mm arouind.." she said as she lifted two fingers up, "I'm amewica's next top mahdul."

Natasha on the other hand was smiling like a true winner. Instead of bawling about how unfair the world was like some of the girls from past seasons. Hah! Where's the prize for that?!?!

-__- Whatdalahman!

Let's take a look at both girls and do our own evaluation..


Here we have Natasha aka Nata with her beautiful almost blond hair.She has the passion to learn and understand things. You know what, I'm not even gonna say much cause's she's got a positive attitude and beauty. Natasha is FIERCERER.

People, she can even look like a dude if she wants to. It wouldn't even be a problem.
But one thing that's weird about her is that she makes out with the phone when she speaks to her husband. Uh, weird much?

As for Jaslene..
Er.. Which is the dude?

Alright fine, where are my manners. Jaslene is sorta fierce and has a thin frame. Too thin if I do say so myself.

Natasha should have won.

Tyra, what were you thinking? Hmm? HUH? What did I ever do to you!

Anyway, I guess Jas deserved it? Congrats to her and see you on the cover of Covergirl. Aye.

2 comments:

MengLeong said...

despite missing someone SO SO SO MUCH,
making out with the phone is wrong.

eee, wipe the phone.

nicci said...

Haha :D
You watch it too?
The least you can do is only to kiss the phone. Haha ;)