Sunday, September 16, 2007

Perverts

And today in MPH, my mother and I were baking cookies..haha looking for books lah obviously. My mom was complaining about how uncomfortable her heels was so she sat down at a near by bench and adjusted it.

While she was busy examining the problem, I stood close by and browsed through the "Women's Fiction" section. Then a man walked pass me when I looked up and usually when that happens, I would automatically smile warmly. NOT just to men but to anyone who's anybody for that matter, it's only a friendly smile. I think he took it the wrong way cause he actually took a detour and stood right behind me.

If that wasn't creepy enough, he actually brushed my hip and reached out to get a WOMEN'S fiction book.He also had the guts to say "Excuse me." as if I WAS IN THE WAY. What in the flipping floop is his deal here?

Mother of all crispy chicken. Alright, perhaps he has a fetish over women's book cause they are just SO brilliant and I was blocking his 'personal space', but there were over 3 shelves of books for his perverted eyes to feast on yet he chose the one shelve with a 17 year old girl standing there right? WAH, yes laaa.

Okay, so you guys must be thinking.."Well you must be dressed up in some skimpy outfit." Think what you may but know that I was dressed appropriately and covered every single goodies I have.

Allow me continue..

Sensing something was amiss, I walked to my mother and whispered to her but loud enough for the man to hear ,"Gosh, there's plenty of books but he chose to stand behind me and take.Chee sin(crazy) one.Let's go mum." To my astonishment, this pervert walked to where I could see him and..

Smiled at me.


Wahhh. That demented dude really deserves a good firm kick on his ding dongs. I shot him a glare and gave him my best you-disgusting-piece-of-worthless-a-hole expression and shook my head while I glided towards the exit with my mother. Haha mister, I'm sure you can't possibly mistaken that dirty look for anything else.

Aww, I made him sound like a bad guy here?"He was just checking you out mah.. Maybe he thought you were hot. Why you so serious.." you might be thinking.

First off, he's a man in his forties, looks old enough to be my father and has a very "uncle" comb over. If he thinks that 17 year old girls are interested in him then he should watch less porn or whatever sick crap he's doing at home and jump off a cliff.

And you know what,no self respected girl deserves that kind of disturbing behavior from ANYONE. To every single girl out there, don't be afraid to take action or just shoot a glare at whoever it is. If you have to, kick him in the nuts. I haven't had the chance to do that but I'm sure it'll feel great to watch him squirm in his own pain. :)

Cartoon from PuiKuan.

5 comments:

`` said...

Your goodies?







What goodies? :D

nicci said...

Oh ya ya ya.
Perhaps I have none.

MY POINT IS,
I was dressed appropriately.

Now go poofify yourself. :D

MengLeong said...

the sweet smile of yours triggered it, didn't it? :)

the goodies must have played their role too.
hahaha.

AllSeasonsFashion said...

Darn i know what you mean.

That is why your Ah Yee always have that "killer" look to strangers, especially guys. I don't smile to them at all. Call me a snob but a lot of m'sian guys are perverts. So becareful who you smile at or smile to.

nicci said...

Meng leong; HAHA! Perhaps so. Becareful Meng Leong! You don't want no weirdo staring at your goodies. :P

Artist; Yes yes, agree. This is the 'new' Nicole. No more friendly smiles for you suckers. >:)